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Winter Wonderland
Even Angels Fall
Cat Call Theme - Drabble 
26th-Mar-2008 12:24 pm
moonflames by minerva_one
Title:  Here Kitty Kitty
Author:  Moonflames23
Genre:  Humor
Word Count: 249
Rating:  G
Universe:  Canon

“Psssst...” she whispered in her sleep as her fingers lingered by the edge of his fur pelt.  “Pssst...Come here Buyo”


What is she doing?  And what is a buyo? 


Her fingers inched closer, their tips just barely starting to weave themselves into his pelt.


He was tempted to get up and move away from her roving fingers.  But this Sesshoumaru moves for no one.  However that did not mean that he could not slightly shift his pelt out of reach of her wandering hand. 


When her questing appendage found no purchase she sighed in vexation.  In the soft moonlight she seemed the epitome of a disgruntled angel with her brow furrowed, her soft lips in a pout and her hand...was another matter entirely.  It was an instrument of pure evil as it stretched further out to touch his silky fur. 


“Pssssssst Buyo” she hissed in aggravation in a state between wakefulness and dreams. He narrowed his eyes, mentally willing her to keep her questing fingers and warm body away from him. 


Still not completely awake she raised herself up on her forearms, scooted her body closer and latched onto the pelt that he had been so arduously keeping out of her reach. 


Resettling herself into a more comfortable position she muttered irritably,  “Buyo, if you don’t stop moving away I swear I am going to have you neutered!” 


Content she burrowed her face in his pelt and fell back asleep with a victorious smile and a whispered “good boy”. 


26th-Mar-2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. My favorite line: "But this Sesshoumaru moves for on one." Good stuff!
26th-Mar-2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
lol..well he cannot act intimidated by a mere human, no matter how much she touches his fluff! :)

26th-Mar-2008 07:06 pm (UTC)
LOL This was hilarious. A determined girl always gets her fluff.
26th-Mar-2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...I did wonder if he would have understood the scope of her threat...

I am so glad you like it though!
26th-Mar-2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
Great post. XD I had that same thought when I read it, too. I guess at the end of the day Kagome got her fluff. I envision a Sesshoumaru laying awake all night thinking, "neuter? what the hell?" That picture's just as satisfying as if he did understand it fully. :D
26th-Mar-2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
lol, you are so right, either way it's great..I can just picture him now...Neuter? Why does this Sesshoumaru not know what it means?...lol
26th-Mar-2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Now you need to do a sequel where she wakes up to an irritable dog demon . . . lol. XD Great post. Thanks!!
26th-Mar-2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
Oh the horror! lol
26th-Mar-2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
Her hand, an instrument of pure evil? XD I love it! This is hilarious!
26th-Mar-2008 11:44 pm (UTC)
I betcha he would not always think her hands are evil ;) Glad you liked it!
27th-Mar-2008 12:33 am (UTC)
"...have you neutered." *SNERK* This was just what I needed to keep the smile on my face today!! Excellent, really!
27th-Mar-2008 02:10 am (UTC)
Glad to have made you smile! And your comment made me smile just when I needed one...so I guess we are even :)
27th-Mar-2008 02:40 am (UTC)
I think I grinned through the whole story. There was the suspense with her 'evil' hand's quest for the fluff, calling Sesshoumaru 'Buyo', Sesshoumaru trying to salvage his pride without allowing her to touch one of his prized possessions, and then, hahaha, and then, hehehe, rofl, neutered! Aaaahahahaha. And to wrap it all up, the ultimate humiliation; 'good boy'. This was great. As someone else mentioned; a sequel would be appreciated and is bound to be just as much fun.
27th-Mar-2008 02:47 am (UTC)
You know I may give some thought to a part deux, it would be fun to see her reaction to her current resting place... I am so glad you liked this! I am never really sure if my humor is hitting the mark or not. :)
27th-Mar-2008 02:52 am (UTC)
I'm still grinning about it. *snicker* Poor Sesshoumaru. Yes! A definite 'maybe' on a part deux! I love your humor!
27th-Mar-2008 07:08 am (UTC)
"Good boy." XD Oh god, this was priceless. I can just imagine Sesshoumaru's chagrin at having his fluff molested by evil evil miko hands. And as my kitty sleeps with me every night, I can so see this happening. XD
29th-Mar-2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Naughty, naughty fluff XD!!!
28th-Mar-2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
She just threatened to neuter Sesshoumaru?! Hehe! And wait until he realised that Buyo is a cat.
29th-Mar-2008 03:54 am (UTC)
I do not believe that his ego will be able to handle both those thoughts at the same time *snicker* :)
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